My Entire Family's Gone Haywire!

Gu Ren slapped his father’s face.

hahahahahaha! the Emperor was amused by his actions. He took the child over and said, ” brother Gu, it seems that I’m also blessed by the heavens. I like it!

Gu Ren placed his head on the emperor’s shoulder. Great, he saw his second uncle smiling at him again. That smile was inexplicable and made him panic!

He didn’t turn his head guiltily like before. Instead, he opened his mouth and smiled, drooling from the corner of his mouth.

Gu Ren was confused.

It’s fine to put me on Gu en!

Gu shouxin raised his eyebrows and then wiped the corner of his mouth with his thumb.

Gu Ren’s small face scrunched up. Then, he said, ” “Waa!”

His loud and clear cry resounded through the valley, scaring away the birds in the forest.

“Second brother, are you trying to scare the child? You’re fine, but you’re scaring the child into crying!” Grandpa Gu slapped Gu shouxin’s back.

The Emperor turned his head and said,”don’t cry, bear with it!” Let’s not look at the back, let’s look at the front!”

After saying that, the Emperor looked at Gu shouxin with disdain, ” I wasn’t close to the baby in the past. Second brother, you’re amazing. You made the baby cry!

Gu Ren’s eyes opened slightly. He looked at Gu shouxin proudly and then continued to cry.

The Emperor turned him in another direction, and he stopped crying.

Gu shouxin was speechless.

Uncle Gu looked at Gu shouxin in surprise, and then at his own son. With a face full of regret, he said, second brother, you’ve made Enzi look like a mouse that has seen a cat when she sees you. Fine, she’s only half a year old, but you’ve already made her look like she’s seen the King of Hell.

After he finished speaking, he patted the emperor’s shoulder and said,”brother ye, I’ve wronged you just now.” You’re better than second. At least you won’t make the child cry.”

“Brother Gu, you’re right!” The Emperor nodded in agreement.

Uncle Gu patted his arm. I say, younger brother ye, don’t learn from the second brother. You’re so genteel that you’re getting goosebumps. I’m really afraid that your next sentence will also come out with something else.

The Emperor nodded. When in Rome, do as the Romans do. I understand.

“Hahahaha!” Uncle Gu gave the Emperor two tight slaps on the back. that’s more like my brother!

The Emperor was caught off guard and almost fell to the ground.

Grandpa Gu, Gu shouxin, and Gu Renshen all trembled.

“By the way, brother ye, seeing that my Ninja hit it off so well with you, why don’t we become in-laws? Do you have a newborn daughter in your family?” Uncle Gu suggested as he found the Emperor more pleasing to the eye.

Gu Ren could not help but let out a snot bubble. Han Zi, I’m afraid you want to be beaten to death by your father!

Grandpa Gu frowned and didn’t say anything.

The Emperor shook his head and said,”that won’t do!” Although your child’s surname is Gu, the old master’s surname is ye. How can people with the same surname get married?”

Uncle Gu,”your family is ye from the capital, my family is Zhenzhen.”

At this moment, Gu Xin suddenly cheered, ” “Waa! He caught it! He caught it! Grandma Jiang, you’re amazing! Grandma, you’re amazing too!”

Uncle Gu’s attention was immediately attracted and he quickly chased after her to see what great achievements her mother had made.

The Emperor carried the child and followed. His mother was tired of staying in the palace. When she was young, she could still hunt in the enclosure. Ever since he ascended the throne, her mother had not been to the enclosure. She must have caught something again.

Gu Ren wiped his snot, his eyes full of life. He really wanted to see what these two old aunties were doing.