It's Not Easy Being Your Love Rival's Big Brother

Chapter 37: Accidentally Slept With You

“Odd Trouble, the first...first time, it may hurt a bit, but I’ll be gentler.”

A hand slowly slid along Qi Zhifan’s waist. Wei Han softly murmured and was ready to lean in to kiss. Unexpectedly, Qi Zhifan abruptly opened his eyes, and also suddenly seized Wei Han’s hand, flipping him over and pressing Wei Han down under his body.

In a matter of seconds, the two sides reversed their position. Wei Han was in a bit of a daze. He stared blankly at Qi Zhifan and found that in his eyes, dangerous and dark tips of hidden, restless desire were constantly flitting through.

“Odd...Odd Trouble, youー”

Baffled, Wei Han’s lips twitched twice. Before he had time to speak, Qi Zhifan mercilessly sealed his breath.

“Uh nn...” a sound of dejected protest immediately escaped from Wei Han.

Prying open Wei Han’s lips, Qi Zhifan’s long tongue explored the hot and humid inside of his mouth. In Wei Han’s mouth, there was a sweet taste that exclusively belonged to him. Immersed in the midst of this wonder, Qi Zhifan unknowingly slowed down the rhythm, using the tip of his tongue to take liberties with Wei Han’s trembling tongue.

The two people fitted closely together and their tongues were intimately entwined for a good while before Qi Zhifan let Wei Han go.

At this time, Wei Han was like a fish just out of the water, his mouth open and gasping. His semi-swollen lips were still moist with bodily fluids and he peered at Qi Zhifan with his hazy, little eyes.

Qi Zhifan saw this rare docile and lovable appearance, and his lower abdomen tightened. He moved in and kissed once again.

This time, the kiss went deeper, the tip of his tongue directly and gently caressing and stroking the deep part of Wei Han’s tongue. While sucking and kissing hard, Qi Zhifan’s palm slowly moved down, sliding down over Wei Han’s flat stomach, taking off Wei Han’s pants and squeezing his ass.

Why was the mood...a little bit wrong?

Wei Han’s face reddened a lot. He twisted his body and subconsciously moved back, wanting to break free. Qi Zhifan actually increased his strength and firmly suppressed him.

The temperature in the room was getting higher and higher. Qi Zhifan’s forehead was already glistening with a thin layer of hot sweat. He parted Wei Han’s legs and with his fiery heat below, pressed up, unable to resist rubbing lightly.

Wait...wait a minute! This rhythm was obviously wrong ah!

Wei Han stared with rounded eyes, the two feet repeatedly kicking, but they weren’t able to budge Qi Zhifan’s body in the slightest. Wei Han simply wanted to cry ah: his brother was too capable of pressing people down!

“Wei Han, behave yourself.”

Qi Zhifan’s voice was a bit hoarse, his fingers lingering on Wei Han’s rear. Enduring for too long, he was already at his limit.

Burst after burst on his neck, Qi Zhifan’s hot breaths made Wei Han shudder. “Odd...Odd Trouble, wait...wait a minute, I...I’m the top...”

Voice not yet fallen, there was a sudden sense of discomfort inside his body. Wei Han couldn’t help but knit his brows and groan. This time, it was already too late...

Early the next morning, Qi Zhifan’s eyes were closed, still deeply asleep. Wei Han had already woken up, and he cautiously crept down out of bed.

Oh god, as soon as he moved, Wei Han felt like his whole body was falling apart, especially his waist, simply almost tossed to breaking.

As soon as he stood up, a hot and thick, shameful liquid flowed out between his thighs. Wei Han blushed and immediately rushed into the bathroom to deal with it.

Hurriedly putting on his clothes, Wei Han was too embarrassed to look at Qi Zhifan. While he hadn’t awoken yet, Wei Han, with tail between his legs, fled without delay.

His legs still trembled slightly while walking, so Wei Han was forced to hail a taxi and slipped back to his apartment.

Last night, Jiang Chengrui had followed Sergeant Lu to carry out the assignment. At this moment, it’s estimated that he was still handling things at the bureau so hadn’t returned yet.

Wei Han opened his phone and countless missed calls and unread messages quickly popped up, almost all of them from Little Jiang and Leader Lu. Wei Han felt a burst of scalp numbness. Panicking in his heart, he temporarily didn’t dare to reply. Last night, he also knew that he was wrong, momentarily forgetting loyalty when chasing love. But as a result, he ended up losing his own chrysanthemum.

In the dating forum, there were also a private message sent by Six Hot last night.

Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot Hot【Stomach Hot, according to what I say, soon after, you’ll be able to grow out your hair, counterattack your little brother, but also enact ‘hero saves the beauty’. Then, you’d be overpowered underneath by your little brother, and pleasured almost to death!】

Wei Han: “......”

Your mom! Six Hot was definitely the most yellow, cruel, and vulgar prophecy emperor.

But this sentence couldn’t help but make Wei Han recall those experiences last night. His legs sandwiching Qi Zhifan’s waist and his body swinging in and out with Qi Zhifan. The entire night, over and over, was this uninterrupted shaking and colliding, violent motion. It had been too intense, making his whole body slide back and forth on the bed sheets.

Oh god, really the more he thought, the more ashamed he was. Wei Han shook his head. Last night, the mouth that had unceasingly cried out was definitely not his!

Obviously, what he’d always wanted to see before...was Qi Zhifan having such an expression. He looked so “beautiful” that thinking about it was exciting. And if Wei Han could overpower him, he’d also feel a sense of accomplishment.

When Wei Han was depressed by all of these kinds of confusion, his eyes carelessly swept across Jiang Chengrui’s “murder weapons” placed by the bedsideーa fruit knife, clothesline, and a box of cold medicine.

Wei Han still remembered that soon after moving to this apartment, one day, Jiang Chengrui didn’t return overnight. The next day, Jiang Chengrui came back home, supporting his waist and panting with rage. Wei Han was silly. Seeing his strange walking posture, he understood in an instant. Apparently, he and Pei Yuyang had already...

The furious Jiang Chengrui immediately prepared three kinds of “murder weapon” and wondered when Pei Yuyang would appear again. He could use the fruit knife to stab the perverted person to death. He could also use the clothesline to strangle him, and even more, he could force him to keep taking the medicine. Every medicine had its side effects and definitely could poison him to death.

As a result, when Pei Yuyang came, smiling ingratiatingly, he casually coaxed Jiang Chengrui with a few words, and coaxed Jiang Chengrui till his face turned red with anger. With the ambiguous atmosphere at that time, Wei Han thought that if he hadn’t been nearby, they must have pa pa pa on the spot.

Somehow, Wei Han suddenly became interested and went over. He directly ignored the box of cold medicine, shook his head at the thin clothesline, and instead, picked up the fruit knife.

Wei Han wanted to see: was this knife sharp? He slashed the table, but there was no reaction. Unexpectedly, it couldn’t even cut open paper. He was instantly dumbfounded: dang, he’d never seen such a blunt knife ah, absolutely without any sharpness. Little Jiang really loves that Foolish Man-Sheep ah!

That little knife was basically useless and certainly couldn’t scratch the skin. Thinking so, Wei Han tried it on his wrist...

“Wei Han, put the knife down!”

When Qi Zhifan rushed in the next moment, he happened to see Wei Han holding a knife and “cutting his wrist”.

Immediately throwing away the knife in Wei Han’s hand, Qi Zhifan suddenly clung to Wei Han, anxious and angry: “You fool, I just accidentally slept with you. Do you need to threaten me with your death?”

Wei Han: “......”

Blinking his eyes, Wei Han roused his spirit and patted Qi Zhifan, wanting to throw him off. “Odd Trouble...I didn’t ah. You’re thinking too much.”

Qi Zhifan didn’t care about Wei Han’s struggles and continued to hold him tightly. “There’s also a rope to hang yourself over there, and sleeping pills? Wei Han, how old are you? You’ve lived for so long and yet your IQ hasn’t grown.”

“...Uh, Odd Trouble, you’re really overthinking it.”

At this time, there was a sudden movement behind him. Wei Han saw that even Pei Yuyang had suddenly come in.

Wei Han: “......”

Dang, how did each and everyone of you come in? Did you secretly make a spare copy of our house key?

Pei Yuyang said with a face full of smiles, “Sorry, I didn’t want to disturb you. I’ll pack some things. Don’t mind me. You can continue.”

“Wait...wait a minute, Pei Yuyang, what are you packing?”

“Don’t be nervous, it’s Curlie’s clothes, nothing more. Haha, I’m really looking forward to Curlie living in my home soon. This way, my side will be surrounded by the adorable Curlie and Archie every day, simply ah!”

Wei Han imagined Jiang Chengrui with his off-the-charts martial prowess with that big black pig. If one man and one pig cohabited with this perverted shaking M in one room, uh, that picture was a little too beautiful.

Suddenly, Wei Han shook his head again. “No, how could Little Jiang agree with you...”

“You must immediately go with Ah Fan, so I can’t let Curlie live alone here. Otherwise, he’d absolutely be so lonely and cold all by his lonesome self. When I think of this, I just grieve and lament. I simply can’t swallow when I eat and get uneasy when I lie down.”

Wei Han’s entire body was suddenly covered in goosebumps, dumbfounded said, “Hey hey, who said I want to go with him? I have no plans to move out for the time being.”

“I have already called and told dad and aunt that we’re both living together. They were very happy, so they’re going to come over to my place and have dinner with us tonight,” Qi Zhifan spoke up at this time.

Wei Han was silly when he heard. “Ah?”

“It’s been too long since they’ve tasted your craft. I’ve already had Butler Sun buy the ingredients, and it’s just waiting for you to go back. Just pack your things and come with me.”

After hearing this, Wei Han knitted his brows. “Odd Trouble, you...you’re clearly ‘acting first and reporting later’. You’d definitely eat me, so are you sure I’d go over? What if I won’t agree no matter what?”

Qi Zhifan raised his chin and confidently said, “No ‘what if’s. That’s right, I’m going to eat you.”

“......” Wei Han’s ears were a bit red. How did he suddenly find Odd Trouble’s face had become thicker?

“Wei Han, I will take responsibility for you. Come back with me.” Qi Zhifan looked at Wei Han earnestly, the corners of his mouth hooking up in a wisp of a shallow smile.

This slight smile of the “Great Beauty Qi” was indeed a smile that caused Wei Han to lose his three immortal souls and fall into human desires. Not knowing what demons and gods were at work, he nodded his head.

Forget it, who let him, as if charmed by the devil, to so like this guy.

Notes

pa pa pa: in threes, generally stands for the sound of having sex, but I’m not sure if they were going to have sex, Jiang Chengrui was going to beat up Pei Yuyang, or both.

T/N: I’ll be erring on the safe side with the advisories. If there’s a chapter later on that didn’t have an advisory but you’d have appreciated one, let me know. I also don’t plan to be any more specific with the advisory.

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